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Á¦¸ñ [±âŸ] ¿µ¾î ÇÑ ¸¶µð #307 - Àå¸ð vs »çÀ§ ±Û¾´ÀÌ  :  ¿øÁ¦Çõ ÀÛ¼ºÀÏ 2012.03.29
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An American is travelling with his wife and mother-in-law in a Far East country. At a sacred place his mother-in-law makes a careless remark, which the native people take as an insult to the royal family. The three are sentenced to corporal punishment - 50 lashes on the rear end with a cane. But the royal family grants the guests in their country a wish beforehand as long as feasible.¡°I would like a pillow bound on my rear end before the lashings,¡±says the man¡¯s wife. She receives her punishment without pain. Next her mother wishes the same thing. Then comes the man himself. "I would like to have my mother-in-law bound to my back.¡±

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*corporal punishment : üÇü
*lash : äÂïÁú
±èÀ±¼ø In Korea, people say mother- in -law loves son-in-law(»çÀ§ÀÇ »ç¶ûÀº Àå¸ð) but I heard the relations between mother-in-law and son-in law are not good in America and then he might think it is chance to suffer her he always does\\\'t like. It\\\'s funny. 2012-05-07 20:26     
 
¿øÁ¦Çõ * take as an insult to.... : ¸ð¿åÇÏ´Â °ÍÀ¸·Î ¿©°ÜÁö´Ù.
One of proportional representative candidate Kim Ji-yoon of the Unified Progressive Party wrote that she opposed the naval base construction on her Twitter on Mar. 4.

She compared the Navy to pirates, inciting the ire of naval sailors. They must take as an insult to all of the navy family and turn their back to the political party.
2012-05-07 20:26     
 
¿øÁ¦Çõ It had been our custom that mother-in-law butchers a precious brood hen(or breeder, ¾¾¾Ïż) without any hesitation for the boiled chicken with glutinous rice(¿µ°è¹é¼÷) for the visiting son-in-law, the 100-year-visitor.
The roles of brood hen in farming home are
- to lay big eggs with which she could make money by selling them in the market and make delicious but nutrious side dishes. Slices of boiled eggs look good and delicious, the yolk surrounded by the white.
- to breed chicken
- to sacrifice for the son-in-law.
Qualifications to be brood hen are
- to be the fattest
- to be healthiest
- to be brave enough to protect just breeded chicken
- to lay big eggs without stopping through out the year
- to be sexy and shiny
The son-in-law in this humor must be ungrateful to his mother-in-law.
2012-05-07 20:26     
 
±èÀ±¼ø In Korea, people say mother- in -law loves son-in-law(»çÀ§ÀÇ »ç¶ûÀº Àå¸ð) but I heard the relations between mother-in-law and son-in law are not good in America and then he might think it is chance to suffer her he always does\\\'t like. It\\\'s funny. 2012-05-30 03:21     
 
 
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